"this mess in my head is a mess getting out"

Je lirais quelques uns de mes textes
le 10 mars à 13h15 à l'Atheneum (université de Dijon)
accompagné de mon cher ami Mr Mojo de Lillo à la guitare et autres instruments
(pause méridienne gratuite et ouverte à tous)
Un avant goût sur myspace

THE ADULT CRASH

The cop said "Walk when the green light's on
drive on, drive on, drive on!"

"Stand still" said the photographer
the clothes designer said "more fur!"
"it's murder" said the vegan
"just walk" said the pedestrian
the director said "think harder"
"That'll never sell" said the movie producer
the music producer said "change his voice"
"harder, better, faster, stronger"
said the electronic voice.
"Do your homework" said the teacher
"take what we have" said the employment worker
the hipster said "oh my god that's awesome!"
the artist said "it's already been done..."
God said "stop calling me"
Santa Claus: "d'ya have work for me?"
Jesus ordered for twelve
Judas said "you're a dead man..."

The pope said something in latin
the pop star said something about love
and the audience listened.
"I'm an alcoholic" said Steve
and the audience said "Hi Steve"
The freak said "i ain't an animal"
the conformist: "can't you just be normal?"
the housewife said "wipe your feet"
the diabetic: "that's too sweet"
the white collar got a burnout
and the boxer got knocked out.

The communist said "share!"
the nihilist said "dare!"
The ecologist: "look what you've done"
BP said "come on, it's only oil..."
The protest singer: "it ain't right!"
the pop singer: "does that sound right?"
the rich man said "what's the price?"
the poor man said "where's my slice?"
the capitalist said "more profits"
and the worker said "i quit"
the journalist said "bullshit!"
the editor said "write it!"
the writer got writer's block
the pornstar said "suck my cock"
the director: "don't change the lines!"
the poet said "it does not, necessarly, have to rhyme."

The cocaine addict said "more lines"
"walk it" said Johnny Cash
"the light's not green" said the cop
the rebel said, "fuck you, i got nothing to lose!"
the buddhist and the bum asked
___________________"do you?"

Cité du Soleil, janv 2010